When you spend all night doing a project due the next day and the teacher doesn’t collect it in.
(Source: my-ocean-of-emotion)
Drunk girl leaves an entertaining voicemail for a guy she just met
> Ryan wears tiny clothes apparently.
> I’d fax her back.
> This girls a catch! She’s got TWO jobs!!
> The best part is that the guy who received this voice-mail didn’t even go out that night according to the youtube info. Ryan gave the girl a wrong number.
> Did she work at eBay or Jamba Juice?
> “I get indigestion sometimes too” Lost it.
> I bet shes a hoot to drink with.
> Has two jobs, made the first move, can almost spell…how is this girl single.
(Source: youtube.com, via theamericankid)
